Pink Straw
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Pink Straw
Bozell Column: Spot the Newest Low (News busters)
The poobahs of our popular culture never seem happy unless they're taking
entertainment down to the "next level" of deviancy. When they undertake
remakes of Hollywood classics - especially the comedies - that's when you see
how far we've fallen.
The forthcoming modern-day adaptation of "The Three Stooges" isn't going to be
a celebration of that iconic family comedy. The trailer features Moe poking
the eyes of "Snooki" Polizzi of the uber-sleazy MTV show "Jersey Shore." But
that's nothing compared to the real absurdity of 19-year-old Sports
Illustrated swimsuit model Kate Upton playing a nun at the orphanage where the
Stooges grew up.
Not just a nun, but a swimsuit-model nun. In the trailer, Upton emerges from a
swimming pool in a tiny black bikini, a rosary hanging around her neck, and a
traditional habit on her head. As Moe and Larry lewdly gawk at her, Curly
says, "Hiya Sister Bernice. There's something different about you. Did you get
a haircut?"
Religious sisters take a vow of chastity. Hollywood loves to mock the Catholic
Church for being out of touch.
Conclusion: Mock the chastity of nuns.
(But in a thousand years, would those brave Hollywood souls have the ...
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